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Teachers Pet

Cho Sang Woo x reader

Request: anonymous

Synopsis: The strict but hot substitute takes over your college class today. College setting.

Warnings: READER IS 18+! MDNI, smut, p in v

Rushing quickly to your next class, dreading your coursework hand-in—perhaps because you didn’t do it. Technically, it wasn’t your fault. Long story short, you thought it was next week.

"We’re all human," you think to yourself, cringing at how your professor is gonna react. Hopefully the old bastard won’t notice, and you can melt into the background of the class. Perfect strategy.

Walking into the room, you head straight to the back right corner, covertly ignoring the professor at the front—trying your absolute hardest to avoid attention. Once seated and settled, you do a quick glance up… only to find someone far worse than your professor.

Professor Sang Woo. Head of your dissertation module.

What the fuck is he doing covering this class? you scream in your head.

"Hello, students. I’ll be covering Professor Stanton today due to unforeseen sickness. I’m aware I’m not the usual substitute—everything has been rather last minute.”He speaks confidently, almost bored.

"Today, you’ll be handing in your rough drafts, and I’ll be organizing one-on-one feedback throughout the day. Everyone, drop in the papers now and put your name next to a time slot on the board." He finishes as he sits at the desk leaning back. His demeanour, one of complete superiority makes your skin crawl. You hated people like him, how they enjoy being in charge.

Everyone starts lining up and taking their slots. You stay seated, watching everything unfold as the last person leaves the classroom. He doesn’t look up from his notes as you slowly approach.

"Erm, really sorry, sir, but I don’t have a full draft—just notes," you squeak out.

He huffs and looks up at you over his glasses.

“Ah, Miss Y/N, I’ve heard what you're like from Stanton. Safe to say, I will not be putting up with your behavior the way he does."

"I want you here at five o’clock," he says, standing up and making his way to the front of his desk.

Getting very close, he leans in and whispers into your ear, "I don’t respond well to poorly behaved students. Have something written by then, or I’ll have a punishment lined up for you."

He almost growls the words, making your legs shake—but you can’t quite pinpoint whether it’s from fear or a slight thrill.

He leans back against the desk, looking smug, clearly picking up on the inner war your mind is waging.

You clear your throat and nod. "Yes, sir," you manage to get out before hurriedly making your way out of the classroom. Perhaps a little too quickly. You swear you hear a chuckle as you leave.

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You had found a secluded corner in the library, somewhere to have your meltdown in peace.

Frantically scribbling down probably some of your worst work ever, but anything is better than nothing, surely.

You had five minutes before you had your one-on-one.

Taking a deep breath, you walk into the classroom. He’s already there, waiting, leaning back in his chair. Face blank, watching you walk towards the seat opposite him, although there is a mischievous gleam in his eyes.

Sitting down, you hand him your draft—well, you weren’t even sure if you could call it that.

He takes the paper, you see his eyes skim over your poor handwriting. You fiddle with your hands, the nerves starting to really kick in. He places it down smoothly and starts taking off his glasses. You both sit there looking at each other, his eyebrow raised, clearly not impressed with your work.

“This is all you managed to do with the time I gave you?” he asks, unimpressed.

“Yes,” you squeak, feeling yourself start to shake.

“I think this deserves a reprimand, truly unacceptable work. I’d expect better from you—your grades are good, if not exceptional,” he sighs.

“Reprimand?” you ask timidly.

“Stand up and come around here now,” he demands.

At first, you don’t budge, shocked and honestly quite unsure about what his next move was. You rapidly scramble onto your feet and walk around the desk.

Suddenly, he pulls you onto his lap. You stare at him, wide-eyed with shock.

"Good girl," he whispers into your ear. "Now, lie over my lap—face down, ass up," he almost growls.

Shocked, you hesitate for a moment before obeying, heat creeping up your skin. You hate to admit how thrilling this feels.

“Bad girls get punished,” he states, pulling up your skirt and panties down. “Oh, look at you—wet for me already. Bad girl, I’m going to have to punish you for that too.”

“Say, ‘Yes, Professor, I’m a bad girl,’” he says while rubbing your cheek.

“Sorry Professor, I’m a bad girl” you whisper trying hard not to moan as you feel his fingers dip to your core. Before he got any further you get a slap to your cheeks, followed by another and then another. He groans out clearly enjoying himself.

Out of nowhere you both hear a knock at the door. Frozen in place you start shaking. “Shit” he mumbles under his breath.

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I never finished this but I thought I’d post let me know if anyone wanfts a part 2

[tinycurlyfry]

What's the role of suo character? He is considered as main character with nirei or as deuteragonist but I see he has no importance outside protecting nirei!. I don't understand the hype around his mysterious aura

I think probably what you're looking for is a more flashy fight/action centric series then! You'd probably enjoy all this time you're putting into sending anonymous asks about a show you don't see the appeal of more if you spent it instead on media you can enjoy! However, I will absolutely take this opportunity to gush about Suo you are giving me on a silver plate happily! So let's talk about why Suo is so fascinating narratively!

Labeling him as a deuteragonist is actually pretty spot on, to be honest. He is a character that sticks by the protagonist's side pretty consistently throughout the story. Suo as a character gives advice to Sakura about what will help him grow and achieve what he wants as class captain as well as provides an interesting combination of parallels as well as differences in perspectives compared to Sakura. Additionally, Sakura's presence draws forth the aspects of Suo's character that are likely to be developed within the story. Let's start with how Suo provides a difference in perspective for Sakura!

There is more strength in drive and ideals than in physical strength

Suo says it pretty clearly to Sakura before his match in the Shishitoren arc-

When he first met Sakura, it is very likely his first impression was 'ah, here's yet another brute who thinks he can beat others up and claim himself to be the strongest'. The same kind of person Sakura calls weak or lame himself. However, even Sakura's goal that he says to everyone in the beginning... kind of reflects this idea that physical strength gives you value. He judges Nirei because he can immediately tell Nirei isn't a fighter yet is a student at Furin, he thinks the only thing that is important is winning fights and making sure everyone knows they can't bend him under their will. Sakura thinks the only thing valuable about himself is his fighting ability/strength. But what is shown through his actions? That he protects those who can't defend themselves. That he is pissed off when someone enjoys causing others pain or suffering. Outside of the manga, when asked about what Suo's dream is, he says 'emancipation of slaves'. Right from the get-go he is challenging Sakura to start to think about what his purpose is when he fights. Because it's not really about just proving he's the strongest guy around. Why does this bleed so much into what Suo says to Sakura? Well, for Suo-

2. Empathy is the most important thing to possess

Suo is extremely good at understanding where other people are at emotionally/mentally. A LOT of his dialogue is trying to explain how a person might be feeling or encouraging others (rather forcefully at times haha) to try to demonstrate empathy themselves.

Suo is the calm to Sakura's storm. Except. Suo isn't actually the calm. Not in truth. This is part of why he is so intriguing as a character. It is also where Suo starts to actually parallel Sakura. Because Suo is-

Very Emotional

Incredibly so. The difference is, Sakura wears his heart on his sleeve. He doesn't hide how he feels or his inner thoughts at all because Sakura wants to be true to himself no matter what. It's hard for him, it is agonizing for him at times because of his bad prior experiences, but it is still something he tries to do at all times. Suo, however? Keeps those emotions hidden behind a "friendly" smile most of the time (to talk towards him being appealing- a lot of people like characters who put up fronts. I am included in this 'lot of people' lmaoo. I am such a sucker for a character who puts up a front to guard themselves or keep others at an arm's length).

But Suo gets angry. Incredibly so. He also judges others all the time. He's VERY opinionated, but he doesn't often state any of these opinions so directly. It's important to Suo that he upholds appearances and comes across as disciplined, calm, and collected. Sometimes though, he is anything but. Which is what we're shown in the Keel arc. Keel takes advantage of kind people who are just strong enough to be useful, but weak enough that they can be beaten into submission and manipulated. And that? Already pisses off Suo I'm sure. But then, on top of everything else, Suo is kept from running to the aid of someone he cares about. Someone who has such good drive, who also has a strong core but has some ways to go in being able to act on that drive. Suo is kept back from saving his friend and Nirei is beaten into unconsciousness. So what happens? Attempted murder. Suo's anger and frustration boils over. He hates these people. He hates seeing those he cares about and seeing those who can't defend themselves, broken. So he's going to put an end to it. To them. "Nice Guy" façade be damned. "The level headed one" be damned. And we get this look at Suo in a chapter literally titled "Extreme Emotions"

Which like, if you wanna talk about why his character garners a lot of hype, I think a large part of it is because of his aura when he's genuinely mad. It's the duality of it all.

I don't have as smooth of a transition for this one but what else does Suo do that Sakura absolutely does as well?

2. He keeps people at an arm's length; he doesn't like letting people in

This is also where Suo has a lot of duality, but here it makes him something of a hypocrite. He tells Sakura it's important to delegate and rely on others alongside Nirei. He pokes and prods Sakura to try to get him to open up to them. To not assume how others feel. But Suo doesn't show that himself. The ONLY thing Suo has honestly given about himself is that he has a mentor who taught him the 'hodge-podge' martial arts he uses as his fighting style. Everything else? Jokes, lies, dismissive words. Suo is hardly ever injured or dirtied in a fight because it isn't a conversation to him. He's the one doing the talking. He's the one teaching a lesson to the other person. The other person doesn't need to say anything to Suo. He's already pretty damn sure what kind of person they are. He doesn't eat with the others because he claims he is on a diet. It keeps him from participating in what is probably the BIGGEST symbolism/metaphor for personal connections in the story. Because Suo doesn't try to connect with others. He actively avoids it.

So uh, yeah! That's why I think people find Suo interesting and get hyped about when he's on screen/in chapter panels! I am sure there are other things that could be said, but I hope I could offer some insight!

[maaarine]

The Adolescence alarm: ‘If there’s a problem with boys’ behaviour, it’s because of us’ (Celina Ribeiro, The Guardian, March 28 2025)

"Research released by Wescott last year, based on qualitative interviews with 30 female teachers, found that sexism – long identified in research on schools – endures still, “resurrected in part by the ubiquity and influence of one specific misogynist ‘manfluencer’, Andrew Tate”.

An anonymous online survey of more than 130 South Australian teachers conducted by Schulz last year found teachers identifying a “heightened use of misogynistic language and behaviours by male students, some as young as five”.

If anything, says Wescott, by Adolescence focusing on this extreme expression of misogyny – the stabbing murder of one child by another – “we may miss a conversation about what is happening every day and the very routine and sometimes even mundane ways that these expressions of misogyny and sexism are coming from young boys in schools”.

The mundane is not hard to find.

At one inner-city primary school in an Australian capital, for example, after-school carers meet in advance of the students’ arrival to discuss the students of concern.

Not least the boy who came in one day declaring “kill all women”, and the boys who will respond only to male carers.

It’s all they talk about, one carer says – how the boys seem “like they’re mad about something that hasn’t even happened yet”.

At another school in a well-heeled Sydney suburb, boys in year six circulate an online ranking of the hotness of their female classmates.

The class parents’ WhatsApp chat is peppered by parents insisting it is not their boys, and parents of girls sharing their daughters’ distress.

Then there are other everyday expressions of misogyny that spill out of the group chats and into the broader conversation, including deepfake porn of girls, made by their male classmates, and elite school boys chorusing misogynistic chants on public transport. (…)

Salter recalls his own primary and high school years, where sexual harassment was rife and normalised.

The average age of sexual harassment of girls is prepubescent, he says, and “that’s been the case for decades”.

“I’m not suggesting there’s nothing new about what we’re seeing or experiencing, but I think there is a pronounced tendency to explain the types of violence that we’re seeing from adolescent boys at the moment according to social media, and frankly I think we’re potentially missing the forest for the trees here.

“We’ve got some really complex challenges on our hands with boys, and I think social media and Andrew Tate have become quite a convenient way to answer that question without really challenging some of our underlying assumptions that really need challenging …

I think we could cut off social media tomorrow and still have really high rates of violence committed against girls and women by teenage boys because frankly they’ve always been the group most at risk of committing gender-based violence, well before the internet.”

The problem of understanding whether this everyday misogyny is on the rise or stable in young boys and adolescents in schools is in part the result of a fundamental omission: we do not record it.

“We need a reporting instrument so that we get a sense of the magnitude of the issue, because it is bigger than we think,” says Schulz.

“Because oftentimes particularly women teachers will learn not to say anything because the blowback from the institution can be just as bad.”

However, the first step is even more basic, says Wescott.

“Before we could even measure or record [misogynistic behaviour or gender-based violence] we would need to use accurate language to describe what is going on,” she says.

“Schools will often avoid using this kind of precise language, like reporting behaviour as misogyny or sexual harassment or sexual violence or gender-based violence.

And in a way, I understand that these are very adult concepts.

“But calling it bullying, for example, which is one euphemism that is sometimes used, it misrepresents the gendered element,” she says.

“We need to recognise the fact that this is happening in the first place, and be willing to mend it.”"

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Shutter 2

Warnings: non/dubcon, stalking, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

Characters: Peter Parker

This AU is called Watcher Anonymous and will include different series for different characters. This is our introduction to Peter and Pipsqueak.

Summary: a community class brings together all sorts.

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging ❤️

She enters the coffee shop. Barely. As she passes through, her bag catches around the door handle and it jars back her small body.

She giggles as she untangles herself and looks around in embarrassment. There's a few laughs at her expense but she's amused too. She bows as if it's a great show before she spins to find him watching.

She waves as she nears, then pushes up her large-framed glasses. She stops by the table and bounces on her skinny legs, "hi, Mr. Parker!"

He smiles. "You know, you can call me Peter."

"I know but you're so smart and you teach me so much. Mr. Parker sounds right."

He shakes his head, "um, so, can I get you a coffee?"

"I don't drink it or I bounce off the walls, but er, they have a lavender lemonade. It sounds yummy."

"Sure, I can do that," He stands. She makes him feel tall. "Why don't you save the table?"

"Oh, you're so nice!" She flutters then makes herself sit. Her excitement is barely contained in her jittering legs and twiddling fingers.

She hugs her knapsack in her lap as she turns to face the table and bobs her head. He goes to join the line. He might try a lemonade too, but the mango sounds better than flowers. He waits his turn, glancing back momentarily, nervous as his head spins. He doesn't know what to say. Just talk about the camera, bozo.

His inner dialogue is starting to sound a lot like Bucky. That guys a trip. Always grumbling about something. No wonder he can't get a date. Well, who is he to talk?

He takes the lemonades with a smile. He spins and nearly drops the cups. There's someone at the table. A large man with his hand on the back of her chair. He can't even see her. Just her pink and purple sneakers.

He nears and clears his throat. The man is taller than Peter. Well, Peter isn't very tall himself. And he's buff. Well, Peter puts in his time at the gym, too.

"Excuse me," Peter puts the cups down, "lemonade." He slides the purple one to her. She doesn't react. "He bugging you?"

"We're talking, junior," the man snarls. "She's going to give me her number."

She looks at Peter. He frowns. The guy seems like a bully. Probably thinks she's an easy target. Well, she's not his.

"Dude, look at her. She's not interested. Besides, she's with me and we're having a conversation so you need to go," Peter steps closer.

"I'm not asking you--"

"Look, I'm being nice. Go away," Peter narrows his eyes.

"You gonna make me?" The guy puffs up.

"If I gotta," Peter doesn't flinch. A broken nose won't be such a high price to keep her safe.

"Whatever," the guy snorts, "not worth it. She's a fucking dweeb anyway. Just wanted to split her in half--"

Peter swings without thinking. One in the gut, the next across the jaw. The guy stumbles back and hits another customer. She squeaks in surprise.

"Shit," Peter shakes out his hands. "I'm sorry, I wasn't--"

"Yikes!" She jumps up, "Mr. Parker!" She points at the large man as he grips his skull. "He's getting up."

She grabs onto Peter and tugs. She couldn't move him if she tried. He scoops up the drinks and follows her to the door. They sprint out and down the block. The whole time she giggles.

They finally stop as she gasps. She faces him. He has lemonade on his hands. She takes the purple one.

"Mm, lavender," she preens.

"I'm sorry about that, but he called you that and I just--"

"That's so sweet. No one ever stands up for me," she sways and slurs on her cup. "Or buys me lemonade."

"Yeah, well, I never done that for anyone either," he tastes his lemonade, too.

"You're so brave."

"Me?"

"Yes! That guy was huge! Like the abdominal-- abominable snowman," she corrects herself. She hums as she catches her breath. "Oh look!"

She points to a robin hopping in the grass. It's nothing special. You see it all the time, but her enthusiasm is awe-inspiring. "Mmm, mm," she taps him, "the camera!"

"Oh, yeah," he looks around, "hey, let's sit."

She follows him to the bench. They sit with their lemonades between them. He pulls her camera bag out of his large one. He opens the leather flap. The vintage style suggests it came with the camera.

"So, uh, it works. I had a spare lens and it's good to go." He explains. "And I fixed the strap."

She takes it and he catches the bag strap before it can knock over the cups. She rests it over her lap and slides out the camera. She leaves the bag on her thighs and he leans over to explain the buttons and shutter.

"Say cheese," she aims it at him. He gives a surprised grimace and she snaps his picture. She laughs. "That'll be a good one."

"Hey, no fair, you surprised me."

"Those are the best ones. The candid frames. You know, I love parks," she points the camera again and taps the button. "You see people just being people. With their dogs, or strollers, or just running with their headphones. They forget about the world, don't they?"

"I... I guess," he agrees with a shrug.

"Oh, this is so cool! Thank you, Mr. Parker," she hooks the strap around her neck and lets the camera hang. She looks at him, lashes batting behind thick lenses. Her eyes fall to his hand. He winces as she reaches for him. She clings to his hand as she digs inside her knapsack. "I got some antiseptic," she sprays his split knuckles and they sting. "When I ride my bike, it gets bumpy."

"Huh, thanks," he says as examines his hand further. Her expression turns serious.

"I'm sorry. Next time, I'll tell the meanie to go away on my own," she lets go of him gently. "I don't like people gettin' hurt because of me."

He cradles his hand in his other, "well, you know, it was worth it."

She laughs, "hm, maybe..." she turns and stares across the park. "But I'm not really, am I?"

He frowns, "who says?"

She swings her legs. She shrugs and makes herself smile. "I say." She gets up and grabs her lemonade, "I'm going to go get pictures of the trees."

[mysteryshoptls]

R Epel Felmier - PE Uniform Vignette

"A rampaging golden dragon"

[Sports Field]

Vargas: Alright, that's enough for flight lessons! We'll be stretching in pairs for the time we have remaining!

Epel: In pairs, huh… I don't think there's many Pomefiore students taking these kinds of physical fitness elective classes…

Deuce: Hey, Epel, you alone? Want to pair up?

Epel: Oh… Deuce-kun. Yeah, okay.

Deuce: Then, we'll start with a forward bend… Hm? Hey, you have some sand on your back.

Epel: Eh? …Is it around here?

Deuce: Haha, I guess you can't really see your own back. I'll brush it off for you.

[brush, brush]

Deuce: There you go, all clean.

Epel: Thanks. I guess it got on me during class.

Epel: I actually kinda like this PE uniform, so I should make sure to wash them today before the dirt gets impossible to clean out.

Deuce: I wasn't expecting that. I thought you'd like your fluttery dorm uniform more than the PE uniform.

Epel: …Really?

Epel: Well… The Pomefiore dorm uniform is pretty, sure, but I think casual and sporty stuff is pretty good, too.

Epel: That's why I like these kinds of clothes, too… Yeah.

Deuce: Neat, we're on the same page. I really like this school's PE uniform, too.

Epel: Oh, you too?

Deuce: Yeah. They're sturdy and easy to move around in. What I like best is that it's all one-piece.

Epel: Yeah, and also… It's a pretty simple outfit, so there's so many ways to customize it to suit your own tastes…

Epel: Like maybe something could be embroidered on it…

Deuce: Embroidered?

Deuce: …Hahaha, true, I guess some embroidered roses would suit you, Epel.

Epel: .........

Epel: I mean… I'm not really into floral patterns.

Epel: Besides… Wouldn't a floral pattern suit you more, since you're in Heartslabyul?

Deuce: Now that you mention it, I guess there are roses on my dorm's uniform.

Deuce: Flowers aren't bad, but if I were gonna get something embroidered, I'd want something with more punch.

Epel: More punch…? Like what?

Deuce: Let me think. I wear this during my club activities too, so it'd be great to have something that'd overwhelm anyone who'd try to pick a fight…

Deuce: Maybe like a tiger.

Epel: A tiger…

Deuce: A dragon would be cool, too.

Epel: A dragon…!

Deuce: It'd be cool to have something emblazoned on my back, but it might be cool to have it tucked into the inner lining, too.

Epel: …So like, if the wind kicks up the hem of the jacket, you'd catch a glimpse of a rampaging golden dragon?

Deuce: !! You get me, Epel! You see the vision!?

Deuce: Didn't think I'd find someone who had the same taste here.

Deuce: It doesn't have to be all in your face, right? Giving them a small teaser is good enough!

Epel: Yeah… I think that'd be super cool…!

Deuce: You really surprised me. You look so meek, but you're really just as hot-blooded…!

Epel: Uh… So, uh, I've always been into these kinds of styles…

Deuce: If you like it, you should try wearing stuff like it. If you want, I can even introduce you to an awesome embroider.

Deuce: Oh, but I guess modifying our PE uniforms isn't really something an honor student should do…

Epel: Yeah, you're right. Plus, I bet my Housewarden would get pretty mad…

Deuce: Yeah, feels like Schoenheit-senpai would be even scarier than the professors when it comes to our uniforms…

Deuce: I bet he'd make you change out of it right away, saying it was hurting your dainty image.

Epel: …......

Epel: …Yeah. But maybe one day…

Requested by Anonymous.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

it's me again lol (i'm so brainrotted omg)

can you do racer!izana x socialite!reader, like during the day— izana's the heir to a billionaire company but when night falls, he's that anonymous racer called "Red" whom reader is hopelessly inlove with despite not knowing who he is... hoping for some nsfw too 🙃 (reader is fem btw, thanksss)

Secret Racer!Izana x Socialite!Reader

♡ SFW + NSFW, fem reader, hidden identity, taboo relationship, strangers to lovers, mention of oral->fem receiving, exhibitionism ♡

note: nah the brainrot is so real, also sorry this is so late 🥲 it's been almost a month and I've just been really unmotivated to do anything

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SFW

🎴 You had always been a bit rebellious despite your social status, which is why you eagerly accepted one of your friends offers to sneak down to an underground motorcycle race; though you had never expected to be swept off your feet by a mysterious racer donning a cherry red helmet

🎴 The way he controlled his bike like he was one with it gave you butterflies, and the way he would speed down the streets made your heart race

���� You approached him after the race and it was love at first sight, little did he know this wouldn't be the only time you met

🎴 The day you met the Izana for the second time at a gala meant for high class people was the day you realized that everything you thought you knew was a lie because you recognized him the moment you laid eyes on each other

🎴 He could've sworn you were going to rat him out and get him in big trouble, but you played along seamlessly, introducing yourself as if you'd never met him

"Thanks for saving my ass back there, I owe you one...why did you do that though?"

"Knowing who you are doesn't change how I feel about you, and it technically is the first time I'm meeting you. The "real" you that you hide behind when you're in settings like this."

🎴 From that day on, you two spend almost every day together, leaving high society and his family on edge about who the successful heir is unexpectedly letting into his inner circle

NSFW

🎴 Whenever you attended an event together, he always found a way to get you alone, but he's quite impatient so he'll never be able to wait until you're alone in private to get handsy

🎴 While everyone else is downstairs socializing and gossiping, he's out on the balcony blowing your back out and threatening to fuck you hard enough for everyone to hear

🎴 He gets off on how taboo your relationship is, even if no one but you knows about his double life; just the thought of people discovering that a daredevil like him could turn a sophisticated woman like you into a trembling, whiny mess with his tongue alone has him ready to burst

🎴 Even though he comes off as quiet and a bit distant in public (and especially around others), he's extremely vocal in bed (or wherever he chooses to fuck you); he'll moan and whimper whenever he slips inside you 🤭

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Taglist

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[fatkish]

I’m currently not accepting requests. Unless they are for Marvel, I accept both anonymous and non anonymous as well as requests for the pro hero x inner child series. My rules are pretty simple since I don’t really have many

1.) write the name of the character(s) you want

2.) tell me what you want me to write about

For example: a character(s) x reader, NSFW blah blah blah

I accept NSFW and SFW

Masterlist:

Demon Slayer:

Demon Slayer Masterlist

MHA:

Shoto Todoroki:

Bakugou:

Kirishima:

Shoji:

https://www.tumblr.com/fatkish/747474800400875520/hi-i-wanted-to-request-a-little-scenario-where

Pro Heroes:

Aizawa:

Hawks:

Dabi:

Series:

Pro hero x Inner Child Reader Series:

[enchantedescapist]

Theodore Nott Headcannons/Background

IT'S KINDA MESSY WRITTEN BUT I LIKE IT SO GIVE IT A CHANCE :)

Theodore Nott was born on October 26th (scorpio) at Florence,Italy and he was raised at the city of Salisbury in Southern England .He is quiet, exceptionally intelligent, and a pretty handsome boy; he doesn't have a superiority complex like others in his friendgroup, but he is very confident and charming carrying also a pride for his house (Slytherin). He has his friends ( Mattheo Riddle,Draco Malfoy,Blaise Zabini,Enzo Berkshire) - but he is a quiet loner an introvert but without that making him antisocial..in fact he is very good with words and fast come backs.He’s very much an observer of the world around him, judging everyone and making wry, snarky, generally sarcastic comments about them in his head and sometimes not only in his head.Theodere might seem the most cold and distant in the friendgroup but he is in his core a kind person ,with humour always making his closest people laugh and generous you just need to know him first and make him feel comfortable otherwise he is very mysterious and private with his life.

Despite being labeled as a "fuckboy" in his friend group and the whole Hogwarts do be in fact ,due to his flirting tendencies,his attractive appearance and his charming words, Theodore craves genuine love and connection. He enjoys attention, especially from girls, but deep down, he desires a meaningful relationship.

Theodore’s mother Rosalina died when he was a young child. She had a rare illness that gradually caused her to lose the ability to use magic - weakening her and pretty much turning her into a Squib, although Theodore didn’t see it that way, but his father did: Tiberius Nott refused to visit his wife in the hospital and basically pretended that she didn’t exist (although he did pay for a private suite in St. Mungo’s.) Theodore, although perhaps six or seven, visited his mother alone, learning how to take the Floo Network to St. Mungo’s to visit and often staying there.

He was present when Rosalina Nott died, providing him with the ability to see thestrals. It also gave him the determination to become a Healer when he graduated from Hogwarts.: it’s his overriding ambition, and he’s utterly driven to succeed. He was particularly good at Potions, and eventually became Potions Master for St. Mungo’s.Its important to mention that Theodore was a good student but he wasnt studying for hours like others ,he was simply doing the bare minimum and that was enough for him.

Theodore’s also a skilled Occlumens - and self-taught, since it’s a skill he found both interesting and useful. (As other skills go, his best subject is Potions; he often finds himself second in the class behind Hermione - third behind Harry in sixth year - something he resents Hermione for. He’s rather baffled by Harry’s sudden sixth-year success but ascribes it to Slughorn’s favoritism.) 5. Is known to everyone that Theodore loves quidditch, he is probably the best beater in the slytherin team.He is very passionate about it and its also a way for him to let his anger out and feel more free ( just go to therapy you have alot of job to do darling) 6.Theodore Nott is also a pragmatic realist but he doesnt believe in blood purity ideology,he is nowhere near as gung-ho as Draco. In fact, he hopes to wait until the war is over and thinks of joining the DEs as something that he’s obligated to do rather than what he genuinely wants to do. (The masks, the grandiose speeches, the pretense of anonymity when he knows practically everyone in the Dark Lord’s inner circle - it’s all utterly ridiculous to him.) 7. He spent the most Christmas alone if he is not invited to the Malfoy manor (which is very grateful for Narcissa and Lucius wanting him), his father is in Azkaban for the Department of Mysteries attack and…many other things but its whatever for him they were not getting along ever ( childhood trauma), and Theodore has no surviving relatives, family members and he doesnt prefer to stay at Hogwarts to face the pity of someone like Albus Dumbledore.Theodore's childhood was marked by loneliness, especially during the holidays alone in an empty house, his only gifts from the family house-elves who rummaged through the attic in an attempt to cheer him up - his Christmas holiday was generally cold, lonely, and sad. 8. Theo was also having a difficulty producing his patronus ( a Husky ) but there was always a memory which made him succeed and find peace the same time …(In the sitting room of the Nott Manor, the young Theodore sits beside his mother, Rosalina, at the grand piano. The room is filled with the soft glow of candlelight. Rosalina's fingers gracefully glide over the keys, coaxing out a melody that fills the air with warmth.As Theodore watches his mother play, a small smile graces his lips, and his eyes light up with admiration. He listens intently, completely enraptured by the music flowing from her fingertips.

With a gentle nudge from Rosalina, Theodore tentatively places his own small hands on the keys, mirroring her movements as they play together. Despite his initial hesitation, he soon finds his rhythm, the music becoming a harmonious duet between them.In that moment, young Theodore feels a sense of peace and contentment wash over him). It's a memory he'll carry with him always, a precious reminder of the bond they share and the joy found in the simple pleasure. Still that day, you can find Theodore playing piano when he feels valunerable or misses his mother a lot, he also doesnt say he can play piano but merlin knows why.

**REPOST AND LIKE IF YOU WANT PART 2! I was so happy while writting it haha.

[lavender--fairy]

hi, just wanna share a "success story." i'm choosing to stay anonymous because i don't want to be bombarded with questions, because the asker can find answers within themselves.

i'll just cut straight to the chase. throughout high school, especially when we were online during the pandemic, i would cheat on all my exams. i'd say this started mid 8th grade until mid 11th grade. mind you, it wasn't threshold based, so i wasn't really harming anyone. me cheating basically stopped the class average from dropping down 70% lol.

the act of me cheating alone reveals many things; i was unconfident in myself, insecure, and cared what other people thought of me.

11th grade is where people here start to get really anxious. pulling all nighters and getting caffiene addictions. but i was lazing around, and did what i always did. of course, online exams don't last forever, especially not when it comes to an international exam. it really only hit me months before the real tests that cheating wasn't gonna get me anywhere.

how was i supposed to do these exams? ones that people take at least two years to prepare for? that people study their asses off for? with all the high expectations i falsely gained from my peers and parents, i knew that if i failed these tests, not only would i be ashamed, but everyone would begin to doubt me and inevitably find out about my cheating habits. and i didn't want that to happen.

i did everything i could. i tried to study, but i was inefficient because i basically never opened a book on my own before that, then i tried to get tuition, which only worked to some extent. the highest i have everr gotten on a practice paper was a B, and it was a low one.

i took eight subjects. most people here take 6/7, but i didn't wanna drop one because i didn't want to feel the "shame." again, i really cared about what others thought of me.

so, at this point, i thought. well, i'm screwed.

then i came across subliminals while looking up focus music, which lead me to manifestion -> law of assumption -> neville goddard -> the 4D -> the inner man.

started to implement the law. thought i'd pass all my exams because hell, why not? i persisted that i was just gonna pass because i said so.

i gave the inner man good grades because i could. i saw a good report card in my head because i could. i imagined myself happy on results day. despite the fact that i was underprepared by a mile. why? because i could.

i got straight A's for my exams and got an outstanding reward. this truly revealed to me the power of the law, because just a month back, i was pulling my hair out and stressing like crazy. i'm not proud of my old habits. but with the law, i was able to live the lazy life of my dreams (lol) and still be awarded with praise, smiles and trophies.

wanted to share this story because i feel like knowing the law is so important. it's so easy too. all you have to do is give it to yourself, the inner man, the true self.

don't stress about getting those grades, getting that girl, that dream body, clear skin. don't stress about getting. just give it to yourself, because you can.

hope this helps someone out there realise something :)

heyy butterbean!! This is amazingg thank you so much <3

[a-forbidden-detective]

Discerning the BLUE kids’ phone symbols.

Marsh= two amorous male birds (ducks judging by the color of the necks). They form the letter M.

Hutter= is the magic hat 🎩 Are you going to fascinate us with your brand of deduction?

Alyssa= a naughty bunny. Very safe. Very wholesome. (You sure have to pay for the glass window.)

Of all the signs, Knight Bran Jr’s, which is the black knight in chess, demands to be scrutinized.

What is a black knight? A black knight is a literary stock character who masks their identity and that of their liege by not displaying heraldry. Black knights are usually villainous characters who hide behind their anonymity to do misdeeds. In other literary texts, a black knight symbolizes death, darkness and wrath.

It is clear that Knight has an aim, which is not particularly pure.

On the other hand, knight also represents “the pure inner-warrior. If a knight starts out passive, it will always end up aggressive and vice versa. It can't move very far, but it never moves in a straight line, always preferring to be tactical and thoughtful. Never underestimate it for its imited range. It's known as the Queen Killer for a reason! When you have a struggle in life and you begin to play out how you will resolve it, you are utilizing your inner knight.”

Now, if Alice is the Queen, will Knight betray her? Or beat her on her game?

Will Knight have to do the betraying all alone? I wonder if Spitz had a hand on allowing them to assist Toto. Judging by the time frame, this must be spring. Of course their parents are all hotshot so these kids can go and leave their classes as often as they want, especially Knight, who could have alerted them too, and so they decided once and for all to help their Sensei.

Hmmm…

[petercapaldi-press]

INTERVIEW

“There just isn’t enough support”: Peter Capaldi on the lack of creative opportunities for the working-class

HUNGER catches up with the Glaswegian star following the premiere of his latest show, ‘Criminal Record’.

January 19, 2024

It’s a particularly baltic Wednesday afternoon when Peter Capaldi joins me over Zoom, and upon his arrival, I’m met with the actor’s frozen face. But thankfully, Capaldi hasn’t frozen over due to the arctic winds passing through the UK; it’s just the good old inconveniences and unpredictability of technology. After deciding to proceed with our chat minus the visual of Capaldi across from me, he admits life is rather hectic right now thanks to the promo run for his latest show, Apple TV+’s Criminal Record, and simultaneously working on another project. Still, despite his busy schedule, he’s in bright spirits. “I think if you’re an actor and you’re very busy, you’re very grateful that you’ve got work,” he says. 

Today, the Glaswegian is revered as one of the most talented and loveable actors in the UK; however, for an excruciating period, Capaldi’s future was shrouded in uncertainty. His creativity was present from a young age, and he’d developed a passion not only for acting but also for music and drawing. Unfortunately, he wouldn’t make it into the prestigious drama schools that favoured those from a far more affluent background than Capaldi’s humble beginnings, leading him to enrol at Glasgow Art School. Eventually, in his 20s, Capaldi would go on to take on small supporting roles before things finally seemed, or so he thought, to have clicked in his 30s. He won an Oscar in 1995 as writer and director of the short film Franz Kafka’s It’s a Wonderful Life, but, sadly, subsequent projects collapsed, and it was back to the drawing board. At this time in his life, Capaldi wasn’t just providing for himself but his wife and daughter, too, as well as a mortgage, which he was struggling to pay off. Things were looking bleak. Then, out of the blue, in the early 2000s, fellow Glaswegian Armando Iannucci asked him to be in his new sitcom, The Thick of It, giving him cult status as the forever quotable and always sweary spin doctor Malcolm Tucker. And eventually, Capaldi would achieve household-name fame as the 12th Doctor in Doctor Who – a prestigious role he held between 2013 and 2017.

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Fast forward to 2024, and the 65-year-old’s latest endeavour, the aforementioned eight-episode series Criminal Record, is a first for Capaldi: he’s playing a cop. Portraying DCI Hegarty, a decorated member of the London Metropolitan Police, Capaldi’s character comes to blows with DS June Lenker (Cush Jumbo), a talented young detective looking to prove herself on the force. Hegarty’s competence is called into question when an anonymous phone call comes in, resulting in a reevaluation of one of Hegarty’s old investigations, leading to the reopening of the case. Still, it’s not your by-the-numbers detective show, and Criminal Record doesn’t shy away from the very real issues that plague the Met, such as racism, misogyny and sexism – all of which were found to be happening at a rampant level in a recent independent government report. And While we may have become accustomed to Capaldi’s more expressive performances as Tucker and Doctor Who, this time, he takes on a more withdrawn figure, struggling to come to terms with the inevitability of a dwindling career, as well as his inner flaws and skeletons. The crime thriller is just three episodes deep, and it’s already shaping up to be one of the most enthralling, anxiety-inducing watches of the year, adding yet another jewel to Capaldi’s wondrous resumé.

Here, we sit down with Capaldi to discuss his role as Hegarty, why he was too reserved to play Doctor Who, and the lack of support for working-class actors…

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HUNGER: So, Criminal Record recently premiered, Congratulations! I feel like I’m still recovering from the anxiety of the first two episodes. Even at this point in your career, do you have any nerves before something is released to the public?

Capaldi: Thank you! I get very nervous because there’s never really a guarantee that people are going to like it. You do everything you can to try and make it work when you’re in production. But at the end of the day, it’s a gamble, and people can just simply not like it, which they’re perfectly entitled to do. And that can be a little bit of a downer if you’ve spent a long time on it and you have some hopes and some belief in it yourself. So the fact that people seem to have liked it is very heart-warming. I try to stay away from the reviews and reception as much as I can, but sometimes it’s impossible.

Was there ever a time in your career when you were more caught up in the reactions of the public and critics?

Capaldi: I think when you’re young, it’s always nice to see your name in print. Yeah. But then, when people don’t put your name in print and they ignore you, that can be a bit depressing. And then, when they say unpleasant things about you, that can be quite hurtful. So, I think I just avoid it because I find I’m quite fragile. Also, if you believe the good ones, then you’ve got to believe the bad ones. 

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Moving on to the show itself, you also joined your wife, Elaine Collins, as an executive producer. When you first heard about the project, was the role of Detective Hegarty something you were instantly drawn to?

Capaldi: Yeah, Elaine is a genuine producer and had been developing this idea for a little while after becoming fascinated with why people withdrew confessions and why they would confess in the first place. So, she had been trying to put together a drama based around such a thing. She was working with the writers, and they were talking back and forth about it in the house, and I just said that I thought the character of the cop [Hegarty] was very interesting. And they said, “Well, you know, we were thinking you might be interested in that role anyway.” But that was at a very early stage. So, as they developed it, they had me in mind for that. Then my interest grew, and I was able to have some input on the character as well, which was great.

Speaking of the character of Hegarty, he’s got this stoic energy, and it’s almost impossible to tell what’s going on behind his eyes and what he’s feeling at all times. Those withdrawn characters always seem the most interesting to me, so I wonder what are the challenges of playing a role like that?

Capaldi: I think this was a very interesting character for me to play because of that very quality that you’ve landed on, which is that you can’t really tell what he’s thinking. The words don’t necessarily always represent that. Sometimes it’s how you say those words or the look you give as you are saying them. But with Hegarty, it’s important to really hide everything. But you can’t just not do anything. You have to have a story going on inside of you. So that was the hard thing for me, to work out what the story was and to plan it out without giving it away to the audience.

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You previously said that whilst you were playing Doctor Who, you couldn’t be the cynical melancholic that you are. Did you feel restricted in that role in comparison to something like this?

 Capaldi: I think I’m probably a little more reserved than you have to be to be the face of that particular brand. And obviously, if you’re visiting a children’s hospital, you’ve got to be a cheerful person and a cheerful presence and it was a great privilege to get to do that. When the Doctor shows up, everyone wants them to be him or her, and that’s a great place to be. But it’s not my natural resting place. So, it takes a bit more work, but it was a delightful privilege.

This is also your first role as a cop. How do you feel Hegarty’s character differs from a traditional detective/officer in police shows?

Capaldi: In some ways, he’s very similar to what we’re used to seeing. He’s a bit of a hard bloke and a cynical character who is quite like a lot of other detectives that we’ve seen on TV and in movies before. I suppose what’s different about him is I think that as the series continues, you will see him change as events unfold and as we look deeper into his past. A lot of the time, with TV detectives, they remain the same at the end of the season. We wanted to do something where that wasn’t necessarily the case, and these characters are more affected by what happens to them.

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And, of course, you’re starring alongside Cush Jumbo. It seems like the two of you really bring out the best of each other on screen. What was it like working with her on this project?

Capaldi: We’ve actually worked together before, which meant, in a way, we had to introduce some sort of distance. However, we were both much younger when we first worked. I actually directed her in a show called Getting On with Jo Brand, which was an NHS comedy, and I cast Cush in that as a young nurse. Then, we both worked together on Torchwood years ago. But for Criminal Record, without discussing it, we ended up not rehearsing, and we just went for it. So often, what you see on the screen is the first time we do it for each other, which I think helps, because I had no expectation of what she would do or what direction she would take it. But it wasn’t improvising because we remained absolutely faithful to the script. We just didn’t stand around talking about how we were going to do this or how we should do that.

That naturalistic approach definitely translates on screen. I was wondering how much of an impact the recent findings that London’s police force was institutionally sexist, misogynistic, racist and homophobic have on the direction of the show and even the character of Hegarty himself. 

 Capaldi: It was always there in the show. If you’re responsibly trying to make a show which deals with issues of things like misogyny and racism, you can’t ignore the fact that the Met was found to be full of those unfortunate things. It’s tough because you don’t want to condemn all detectives as being a certain way. So, we had to take it for granted that the audience would understand that there was a culture that allowed these men to behave in this unpleasant way. And the news of that report certainly provided that information. Overall, It would have been silly to make a show about policing in London and not touch on that subject matter.

Peter wears coat by PAUL SMITH, knitwear by JOHN SMEDLEY, suit by MR PORTER, shoes by GRENSON and socks by PANTHERELLA

Completely. We briefly touched on it earlier, but you’re an executive producer on the show. What was it like balancing that role as well as being on screen?

Capaldi: Well, I’d come to work one day, and when I was an actor, everyone would be all over me and say, “Would you like a cup of coffee? Can we get you anything?” The next day, I’d show up as an executive producer; there was nothing for me! [laughs] I enjoyed it, but it was tough. There was a lot of work that I had to do. Obviously, there’s the continuing development of the script. And there were things like if Elaine and Paul, who were the main executive producers, were too busy to find music, I got the job of trying to track down a score. The score is quite brilliant, but I had to wade through hundreds and hundreds of tapes and websites to track it down. But it was Michael Asante and Neil Davidge who did a lot of the score, and they’re brilliant composers in their own right. Neil used to work with Massive Attack, and Michael does an awful lot of stage work. So we looked at what they both did independently, and then we asked them if they’d worked together, and they did, and the results were brilliant.

As your career progresses, is being more behind the scenes as a producer something that appeals to you after that experience?

Capaldi: I’m not particularly drawn to it. But In a way, I was part of the process of generating this project. So it’s quite useful when it comes to developing roles. And my wife is constantly developing projects, so even if I’m not employed as an executive, I am unofficially [laughs]. Anything that comes through the house, I’m a sounding board for. But it’s a tough job, and I wouldn’t really like to swap places.

Moving onto your career in general, you’ve directed before and made music as a youngster, and you drew a lot when you were younger. As time goes on, are those avenues something you’d like to explore In the future?

Capaldi: Yeah, I love making music. I went to art school because I could draw, and I couldn’t get into drama school. And when I was there, it was like 1976, and suddenly punk exploded. Everybody was in a band, and so I joined a band. I had a brilliant time, and I loved making music and writing songs, but we never got anywhere. Recently, over the last couple of years, I’ve gotten back into that. I have a friend of mine called Dr. Robert from a group called The Blow Monkeys. And he encouraged me to play and write again, so we did an album [St. Christopher] last year. We’re doing a new one this year, but it’s just a bit of fun.

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You just mentioned going to art school, which you attended after failing to get into drama school. And you recently spoke to The Guardian where you discussed the challenges that working class actors have with limited access to prestigious schools in the arts. With the current governmental issues, do you feel like we’ll ever see a change in accessibility to those schools in the next few years for those who can’t afford it? 

 Capaldi: Firstly, I think a lot of people thought I was having a go at posh actors in that interview. But I was having a go at the fact that there wasn’t the opportunities or support for less posh actors. And you know, I think the arts aren’t valued right now. If you have a Prime Minister who says everybody’s got to go up and learn mathematics it shows a kind of blinker. I failed mathematics and that whole part of my brain doesn’t work, but I’ve paid a fortune in tax. I’ve been in a lot of television programs and movies that have made a lot of money. So to try and suggest that if you are of an artistic leaning you’re not valuable to society financially is nonsense. And I just think there has to be more support for people from humble backgrounds who want to be actors, or musicians, or writers, or directors, or whatever. There just isn’t enough support.

Going back to your younger years and after you didn’t make it into drama school, could you ever have imagined that your career would work out the way it has now?

Capaldi: At that point? No. I just wanted to be a part of this creative world, which to me was acting, music, and theatre. That’s what I wanted to do with my life. I wasn’t really quite sure how you got there. And, of course, when you’re young, that’s the greatest disincentive. It’s an enormous wall that you feel between yourself. I would not have imagined that at this mature age, I’d be lucky enough to be in a show like this. But that’s the way it went, that’s the way it worked out, and so I’m very happy about that. Again, fairly early in life, I stopped having any sort of vision of where I should be and what I should do because it became clear that it was so out of my control. I think the key is I decided just to keep showing up. Just to keep trying. That’s hard to do when you’re an actor because you can’t really try. What does that even mean, to keep trying? You need a whole production, cameras, a director, and a script to actually do your job. You just have to keep what dream you have alive and keep trying whatever, in whatever way that you can think of, to take your dream into the world.

Criminal Record is out now on Apple TV+, with new episodes weekly

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[couldpolyamorysavethem]

ANRI SONOHARA, MASAOMI KIDA, SAKI MIKAJIMA, and MIKADO RYUUGAMINE from DURARARA!!

Justification:

"(Spoilers for the entire series sorry not sorry) About half of the Raira trio's character arcs are them warrings between their loyalties amongst each other. Saki is just like, 'can i get a waffle. can I pLEASE--' as her boyfriend starts another gang war.

Mikado says straight up 'everything I've done, I did for Anri and Masaomi.' Which he DID. He repeatedly uses his power and influence in Ikebukuro to protect Anri and Masaomi, and tears himself to bits when those plans backfire. At his core, however dubious and morally grey he is, Mikado tries to work for a greater good for those who matter to him.

Masaomi is exactly the same. He hates being involved in violence and gangs, he regrets ever starting the yellow scarves. He's bitter and resentful that he can't protect Saki, that he got her hurt, *and* that now Mikado's getting dragged into the deep end with him. From the first time we see Masaomi, our very first inner monologue from him is him confessing to us, the audience, that he's trying to shield Mikado from the darkness in Ikebukuro.

Enter ANRI. Everyone and their mother knows both Mikado and Masaomi are in love with her, it's literally a running gag. But Masaomi won't make a move because he feels loyalty to Saki & he won't leave her because he loves her, and Mikado won't make a move because his top priority in life is Masaomi & the Dollars. She made a promise to herself to never ever use Saika and yet when the Slasher became a genuine threat to her boys she grabbed her sword and she went to track down whatever Saika offspring was causing such a mess. She openly tells Erika she's in love with both of them, but won't make any moves because of her codependent nature (and also Saika--), AND when Saki comes to visit her in search of Masaomi, she tells her something similar, but telling Saki she's 'doesn't love Masaomi' (girl. Anyone with eyes knows you're in love with him you are NOT fooling us)

Mikado first starts to use his power in the Dollars to protect Anri (and Mika but he also did that *for Anri*), he became class rep for Anri, his every thought in the first arc ties back to his appreciation and connection to her. When Masaomi fucks off to who knows where after the first season, Anri and Mikado become practically inseparable to the point every one assumes they've gotten together and they *both* feel such a loyalty to Masaomi that they're like 'no, no, no, there's nothing!' Girl what are you talking about.

Not to mention when Aoab enters the frey & Mikado takes up leading the Blue Squares, he does so for Masaomi!! He spends all of Shou and Ten like 'I'm going to make ikebukuro a safe city so Masaomi will come home!! I need him home!! I need Masaomi!!" and when Bacura enters the chatroom, he's FRANTIC all "MASAOMI??? MASAOMI THAT YOU??" And it's so genuienly sweet. Say what you will about mikado's morally grey nature, the homie does everything he does for his trio.

And Masaomi... Homeboy really said "I'm so obsessed with Anri and Mikado that if I don't leave this city I'll betray Saki, and I just got her back. So I'm running away with my girl!!" and he comes back to the city after swearing off crime, sees thirty minutes of shenans, thinks Anri and Mikado are in danger, and IMMEDIATELY brings back the Yellow Scarves???

Literally the entire second Blue Squares v. Yellow Scarves war would be solved if Masaomi & Mikado kissed and realized they all have two hands. It's that easy, boys. I promise.

(realizing after writing all of this how much of a fucking essay this is. I'm. So sorry. But also I'm not deleting because the world needs to know.)" - Anonymous

[starsarefire824]

Fic Recs

In honor of things being shitty in the tag right now and everyone in their depression era, I'm offering a few fic recs in these trying times. Hope you discover something new, friends. 🖤

the comforts that make us feel numb by passerine_in_jade.

“No, but really. If I were a girl,” Mike presses on, looking up at Will with red-rimmed eyes through dark lashes. Leaning in. Somehow, fully unaware that this line of questioning has Will's heart climbing up to his throat. “Would you want to kiss me?”

or, Will and Mike get high in the desert.

Well written, almost dreamy quality to it. Author to watch for me! Can't believe I only just discovered their writing.

A Wish For Something More by @waroftheposes

Seven year old Will didn't have a problem with kissing his best friend on a dare. Seventeen year old Will, however, would not do it if someone held his hand over a fire.

Or: Truth or dare at seven and truth or dare at seventeen.

They're silly and sweet and oh so confused. The writing is lovely as well. Great if you're in the mood for fluff.

On the Same Frequency by @oldfashionedmorphine

Ever since his best friend Will Byers was murdered back in 1985, Mike Wheeler wanted nothing more than to leave his hometown of Hawkins, Indiana and never look back—only each and every year he’s forced to make an exception when it comes to the holidays. And when Mike visits for Christmas in 1995, his mom asks him to help clear out some junk in his room and down in the basement before he returns home to Indianapolis. But when he comes across an old trunk containing his Supercom walkie-talkie and ham radio, he discovers something strange that has the potential to change everything…

(or an AU inspired by the movie “Frequency” from 2000)

I'm only just starting this, but Frequency au?? Hell yes.

Fleeting by olliecoddle. @souverian-are-we

Mike liked Will’s art shows, albeit slightly less the higher class they had gotten. Little paintings in the corner of a cafe morphed into white walls and rich spectators poised with champagne and well-mannered criticism. Still, he had been looking forward to it. He wanted to go. But now, walking up to the glass doors, he had to admit he felt jittery.

or, Will's new paintings are a little too personal

This is one of my absolute favorites ever. The writing of course, it's ollie. But the descriptions, the entire buildup of Mike's reaction in the art gallery, the content of the painting? The entire concept is beautiful. And be sure to look up the painting Will's was inspired by. It will tell you everything.

any semblance of touch by anonymous.

“Nothing,” Will says, right into Mike’s ear. “Still feeling good?”

So good. Mike makes sure to not say it aloud this time. “I think,” Mike says slowly, heart pounding, “I need” — Will pulls back just a little, just enough for their noses to bump against each other, clumsy, and Mike bites the bullet — “one more.”

Will is still in Mike’s lap, which is maybe not very platonic of him, and the joint has smoldered its way down to the end, nearly over, all eaten up by the fire. Will swallows thickly, then leans closer, a perfect imitation of their positions from earlier. Mike isn’t sure how long it’s been, but fire has been eating away at him too, this whole time, leaving him on the brink of going up in smoke, slow and burning and so good.“Yeah?” Will murmurs, realization dawning on him, eyes wide. “One more?”

or: Mike’s still new to this whole smoking thing. Will has a few ideas.

Utterly depressing this is anonymous because the writing is phenomenal. So alive and vivid. Not sure where this fic was hiding, but I'm glad I found it. Highlights: Mike’s inner dialogue, the playfulness between them, the lowered inhibitions finally letting them relax into the moment.

nosebleeds from epiphanies (i took full in the face) by wheelersboy @karenchildress.

Hawkins, Montana, June 1988. When Lonnie Byers catches his youngest son in the arms of another boy, he calls in that favor owed to him by rancher Jim Hopper in Lenora: Will must work as an unpaid ranch hand and learn to "man up." Mike Wheeler follows him to the creepy ranch with electrical problems, like any best friend would.

jo's writing is always fantastic. he has such a unique voice and mike's struggle in this just does things for me.

When The Sun Runs Out by olliecoddle @souverian-are-we

On a dreary day in March, 1989 the population of Hawkins, Indiana dropped to four. Will Byers watched as the final family left, the bed of their truck packed to the brim and tied down with a tarp. Furniture stuck out at odd angles, and the corner flap flailed in the breeze as they turned onto the highway. Will followed the vehicle with his eyes until it disappeared as a dot on the long stretch of pavement. Then, he got in his car and went home.

Or, Will is burning out, and Mike is mesmerized by the flame.

This was sexy as hell and all I'm gonna say is tattoos. I really enjoyed this little rougher around the edges, let down by life, closed off Will after being left in Hawkins alone with El, Hopper, and Joyce to wait for the end of the world that never seems to come.

dirty rain by henrycreel

mike wheeler is an average alpha teenage boy working on keeping tight control of his raging hormones in the wake of being seventeen years old, unmated, and a virgin who's never spent his rut with anyone before. when one of his teachers makes an innocent request of him, he finds himself spiraling almost right away. the omega sitting next to him in class is going to be his omega one way or another even if it means employing some traditional and unconventional means to show him who he belongs to.

will byers is an omega with a tendency toward anxiety and outright fear, marked by years of abuse at the hands of his father. high school should be a chance to open a new chapter for himself, but he only truly finds comfort sitting next to mike, an alpha whose presence seems to keep the usual mocking and bullying at bay. but when mike starts to cross the line from friendly classmate into so much more, will has no time to decide if he's ready to move on to a relationship of his own, to finding a mate to settle down with like his big brother already has.

mike is making the decision for both of them.

A solid Omegaverse fic! <3

[carlos-in-glasses]

"But the bigger part of Carlos is a silent force. This is another aspect of himself he won’t understand – maybe not ever. Much like a muscular wrestler against a wiry opponent, the silence almost always wins. The only way it loses is through sheer exhaustion. The silence will finally be exhausted for the first time when Carlos is seventeen. It will be exhausted again when he is twenty- five and he sees a beautiful, brown-haired, green-eyed man standing alone at the honky-tonk off Shoal Creek."

if you can picture it, conjure up the image of, me, hunched over my phone in my second period class, reading this on my downloaded PDF of rhythms. i felt like a criminal. and i'd do it again!

it's hard to describe what this passage did to me. i don't think i'll ever stop waxing poetic about the way you write carlos' character and inner conflict; it's out of time, retrospective, makes me feel like i've lived a life alongside him.

deep down, i know he won't, but my heart truly wants carlos to reveal himself as shadow poet. but i think there's a world where he does, and that world is always with tk.

i hope you'll be able to get through the week without a lone star episode! i'll be suffering, unfortunately. but at least it's a day closer to the next chapter update!

xox angels anonymous

😭😭😭😭😭 Thank you omggg oh Angels Anonymous I 100% do not deserve you. It's so amazing to know that this paragraph spoke to you like that. "makes me feel like i've lived a life alongside him." Noooooo when you say things like this it makes me so emotional because Carlos in this chapter is so very lonely, but then I get to think of readers like you cheering him on and being his good company 😭

"and that world is always with tk." Indeed. Indeed it is 👀

Omg imagine if your phone got confiscated and your teacher ended up reading a portion of Rhythms 😅 I'm glad you didn't get caught.

I was feeling quite blue earlier about there being no LS today tbh. But really I don't mind having some breaks between episodes because it slows down the very end. LS is an incredibly special show. It's been so magical to find the fandom and experience these last couple of seasons with people who feel the same way. Thank you for your kindness and for adding to that magic for me. Have a wonderful week yourself! I hope you like the next chapter! ❤️

The Tarlos proposal head nuzz for you!:

[phanfictioncatalogue]

3k-5k Words Fics (6) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

A Nun and A Priest: You Get Me Closer to God (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: When Dan dresses up as a sexy nun for Halloween in America, he finds himself longing for a sexy priest.

and the days after that (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: He can hear Dan’s voice coming down the hall, laughing with someone from the crew, and it makes his breath stop in his chest.

(doomed tour usa, autumn 2022)

cat bells (ao3) - N_Chu4Ever

Summary: The catboy photoshoot, except it all goes weirdly wrong because Phil accidentally bought Dan a magic cat costume off the internet. Oops.

🌸 cherry blossom 🌸 (ao3) - natigail

Summary: It had been a silly dream at first. The idea to have a cherry blossom tree in their garden they didn't even have yet. It hadn't felt like it was something that would really happen.

But it was real. Dan was watching their tree, Phil's arms around him, and hoping they would get to see its first bloom soon.

Chips (ao3) - philsmeatylegss

Summary: Dan struggling with the concept that all healthy couples should fight.

Comfort in Chaos (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil wakes to Dan having a nightmare that he struggles to rouse him from. It later transpires that there is a reason behind his unsettled and panicked behaviour.

DreamCasts Presents (ao3) - SummerFlingsAndThings (QueenJunoTheGreat)

Summary: Phil's son is obsessed with the faceless man who narrates audiobooks.

Dan's daughter is obsessed with the brightly dressed librarian in charge of the children's department.

And Dan and Phil? Well, they're a little obsessed with one another.

easy for you to say (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Phil tries to convince Dan to throw away the grey shirt. Dan can’t do it.

Golden Boy (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Phil takes a drawing class in university and needs a subject for his drawing final.

growing up or just going down (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Phil is 15 years old today. He's going to have the best birthday of his life, to kick off the best year of his life.

Right?

hard launch at last (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: “Maybe the exact right moment won’t ever present itself.” Dan can feel himself hurtling towards some cosmic revelation as they stand here on a sandy beach in Portugal, the ocean bringing out the blue in Phil’s eyes.

home renovations (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Phil is a new homeowner with a knack for getting himself into awkward situations around cute guys. Dan is a builder who's always working on renovations around Phil's house. What could go wrong?

(An alternate meeting YouTuber Phil/builder Dan AU.)

I know you, hands under my sweatshirt (ao3) - midorijpg

Summary: “How are you?”

It's with an undertone of fear that he dares ask that, as always, even if he knows that he’s lucky if Dan even decides to answer. And as he imagines, Dan just tilts his head, looking at him as if lost in thought, swinging the bottle with his hand before just resting it on the floor.

“Make room,” he just says.

“What?”

“I said, make room.”

or, something something about having bad days and growing up and realizing you don't (completely) fit in couches anymore.

in this smoking chaos (ao3) - writingcollective

Summary: Dan bottoms for the first time, not being able to shut down his inner demons that whisper internalised homophobic thoughts into his ear. But Phil guides him through it, somehow.

Like a cicada rhythm. (ao3) - emmibug

Summary: every night they share the same bed, legs twisted together, arms holding each other close. dan and phil haven’t grown up from their childlike sense of friendship which leads people to believe there’s something deeper going on.

a dan and phil childhood best friends to lovers AU where they share the same bed and always have done.

Magi (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: Dan doesn’t know how he hadn't thought about a gift for Phil yet. Phil is still feeling a little weird about how much he spent on Dan’s gift.

A fic about coincidence and sacrifice.

Neighbourly Nook (ao3) - wednesday_ukiru

Summary: The stranger had a dimple on his cheek that appeared when he laughed.

“I’m Dan,” he said, extending his hand. Phil reached for it with extreme eagerness, their knuckles knocking together in a particularly painful way, and they both winced, but Dan immediately broke into a smile. “I don’t know why I offered you a handshake, I never know how to do them.”

Revolving Door (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Phil really doesn’t want to think about what Dan said. He really would like to leave, and take this strangled feeling elsewhere. But he can’t stop listening to Dan’s song.

so american (ao3) - ae121

Summary: Phil has been living in London for a year and thinks he's gotten pretty used to the city. He works part-time at a bookstore, using it at first to gain some friends, now it's just fun for him. His friends are constantly trying to find him someone to date, but all of his dates don't go well.

Well, that's until he met Dan.

Sunshine on the street at the parade (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: Dan and Phil meet at a Pride Parade.

so good (ao3) - grievingwarwidow

Summary: dan gets a piercing

since i wrote you last (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Dan and his letters to Santa over the years.

The Knight of Wands (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: Phil had always had dreams that he couldn't quite comprehend and a certain intuition about what was truly important for his future.

They fade to nothing when I look at him (ao3) - phasamtasie

Summary: Arriving in the kitchen Phil made himself his one cup of coffee he allowed himself on weekend days and stared out the window lost in thought, so it took him a few seconds to register why the light had seemed so much brighter than usual at 8am. With childish delight he saw that it had snowed overnight, and not just the usual UK dusting where one could still see the grass underneath but a proper snow, coating everything outside in a bright white.

OR

Dan and Phil go sledging.

trouble between you and i (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: Phil can't stand the silence for another moment. "I don't want to break up," he says.

Weight on my Shoulders (ao3) - ByTheFire

Summary: When Phil starts getting some unexpected gifts from his dad he starts to worry if he knows something he is not ready to share. Thankfully Dan is there to make it all a bit less scary. All Phil can hope is his dad doesn't want to change who he truly is.

when i walk in the kitchen, my heart hits the floor (ao3) - aura_sky

Summary: a phivorce fic

based on the Renee Rapp song (In the Kitchen)

or

Dan walks into the kitchen and he misses Phil.

[yanaleese]

How does karma flirt, do they have a jealous side?

AAAAA MY FIRST ASK TYSM!!! 🎉🎉🎉

But to your answer your question, Karma flirts rather playfully. He's a fan of lewd double meanings (which was shown here), and flirts by complimenting you in general e.g., the way you dress, your attitude, and especially your body. He's also a fan of teasing you and pushing your buttons by acting like an aloof airhead. However, he doesn't want to push your buttons too far, since he wants his darling to be as comfortable as possible!

In terms of the jealousy - yes, Karma can be jealous. But his jealousy is incredibly mild, since he's quite an understanding, tolerant Yandere 98% of the time. You want to go out with friends? Sure, just make sure you don't come home so late. Need to sleepover a friend's house for that last-minute project? No problem, but take care of yourself after. As long as you 'payback' the missing cuddling time, he really doesn't mind. Besides, thanks to his wonderful hacking skills, he can just simply watch you from afar in case he's lonely (and possibly jack off)!

Although, if you ignore him after a couple of weeks of work for no reason, then he'll simply cut off all the distractions one by one. He'll first begin by blackmailing your inner and outer circle anonymously, causing you to suddenly deal with last-minute meeting cancellations, extra classes, social isolation, and even staging a series of murders behind the scenes, leading to so much stress and frustration being pushed on you! (T^T)

But don't worry, his arms are always open wide for his adorable little [Y/N], believe me. With a little bit of cuddling and snuggling here and there, I'm sure the problem will definitely go away soon.

Overall Anon, you should be careful how you mess with Karma. After all, he's the one giving you a social life in the first place. Isn't that great?